Me and my Lady Friend Driving in the Car

What a crazy story! I called Abe to tell him I could not go with him to the casino boat to play poker. I did not have the money because I just bought my woman, Danila, a mini skirt, shoes, and a purse and shampoo at Victoria Secrets.
Also, I was driving over to pick her up. She is such a nut. She got in the car, and I asked me to put the top down. She was wearing the outfit I just bought for her. Next she pulled up her top " You like this nice bra?" Her hair was blowing in the breeze, and her breasts were perfect in the new bra.
"Helloo! I just got this i-pod, and I have so much good music on it. Do you like Snoop Dog?" She said pulling down her top and inching up her mini skirt.
"No, I hate Rap Crap, and Snoop Dog is always with the sexy ladies, but I heard he's gay."
I squealed my tires and we took off.
"Well, I got this free music, and I'm going to listen to it even if I have to nurse the sound out of this crap CD player"
Rap blasted over the rush of the wind as we sped down I-95 to Miami.
"How do you like the clothes?"
"OK!, but I still want roses and candy ." What a bitch!
She continued, " A man is supposed to Shower his lady with flowers and plants and money to travel."
"Listen babe, I just spent a wad on you, and we went on a cruise last month."
"Oh sure, some cheap flight airline tickets, and an old cruise boat ticket you bought from a guy in a chat room, along with those free samples of bath soap that dissolved in seconds in the shower."
I can't please this broad with anything.
More nagging..."Then you get this cheap used car, and I catch you going to a personals site trying to date some mature woman who looks like an old dried hag when you have a beautiful young woman like me to take care of and you don't."
"Listen, I have to work at home because I can't get on the job list, and I have a bad credit report to boot. I think I can get a job with the Dish Network. I'll look up my old buddy Dennis on People Finder."
We were near the Bay, and I pulled in to Paul's place so we could go to his dock. I liked his house plan, and we always enjoyed the day there. I decided to turn a deaf ear to Danila and enjoy the bay and the water and warm sun.